ALL HAIL BOQUAFIOUS

yo yo yo! Whagwan? My name is Boquafious but you can call me Big Papa ;] I hate long walks on the beach. Blah blah blah... yadda yadda yadda.

TWILIGHT PRINCESS IS TRASH

this is something that is driving me absolutely crazy. I do not understand how somebody could possibly like twilight princess as much as other games like Breath of the Wild, Ocarina of Time, or WindWaker [the latter being my personal favorite]. Twilight Princess has rough graphics, a rougher, 'edgier' story, and a shitty gimmick. Seriously, the wolf shit pisses me the fuck off. I do not think it is anywhere the top 5 of Zelda games, and should have never been considered as such. People the game need to grow up and get out of their childhood bubble that they are so scared to leave. Piss off.

MY FAVORITE GAMES

it's easy. It is very very easy. 1] KATAMARI. THAT IS THE GOAT. 2] SILENT HILL2. PEAK. 3] RESIDENT EVIL 4. SUPER SEXY. 4] GTA4, SUPER SEXY SUPER SUPER SEXY. 5] :3 UwU Tony Hawk: Pro Skater Dos! I Wuv it!

Do you guys wanna know a fact about me?

I LOVE KANYE WEST. It is a bond. A friendship that I have kindled for many of years with Omari (we're tight like that). Winky Face.